With Week 12 of the 2025 NFL season is in the books, it’s time for an incredibly meaningful and serious exercise: NFL Power Rankings! What differentiates these rankings from all the others is that they’re THE only truly accurate ones in the entire universe. Hard to believe, I know. Let’s take a look at how all 32 teams stack up.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Between going from a Sunday afternoon game to a Friday day game and getting sick while also having holiday prep going on, this has been a disaster of a week from a content-producing perspective. Sorry for the inconvenience. No explanations in the power rankings this week.

1 – Los Angeles Rams (Last Week: 1) –

2 – Seattle Seahawks (LW: 2) –

3 – New England Patriots (LW: 4) –

4 – Denver Broncos (LW: 6) –

5 – Philadelphia Eagles (LW: 2) –

6 – Detroit Lions (LW: 7) –

7 – Indianapolis Colts (LW: 5) –

8 – Baltimore Ravens (LW: 10) –

9 – Kansas City Chiefs (LW: 11) –

10 – Green Bay Packers (LW: 12) –

11 – San Francisco 49ers (LW: 13) –

12 – Houston Texans (LW: 16) –

13 – Buffalo Bills (LW: 8) –

14 – Tampa Bay Buccaneers (LW: 9) –

15 – Chicago Bears (LW: 15) –

16 – Pittsburgh Steelers (LW: 14) –

17 – Dallas Cowboys (LW: 20) –

18 – Jacksonville Jaguars (LW: 17) –

19 – Los Angeles Chargers (LW: 18) –

20 – Carolina Panthers (LW: 19) –

21 – Miami Dolphins (LW: 22) –

22 – Atlanta Falcons (LW: 23) –

23 – Minnesota Vikings (LW: 21) –

24 – Cincinnati Bengals (LW: 25) –

25 – Arizona Cardinals (LW: 24) –

26 – Cleveland Browns (LW: 27) –

27 – New York Jets (LW: 26) –

28 – New Orleans Saints (LW: 28) –

29 – Washington Commanders (LW: 29) –

30 – New York Giants (LW: 30) –

31 – Las Vegas Raiders (LW: 31) –

32 – Tennessee Titans (LW: 32) –